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My life has its good days and its bad days.

moriarty:

thepartyponies:

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

"Hail Hydra"

"if i dont make eye contact he isnt there"

idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

rawr-its-red:

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

Bless this post.

mostlycatsmostly:

World’s Shortest Photoshoot (via Kathrin K. und Kötis)

danzingwiththedead:

We kind of went our own way and I was really terrified of what Elton would say...

portraitsofboston:

“If he doesn’t get enough attention, he pouts.”

marauders4evr:

No but just imagine James, Sirius, and Peter being exhausted after the night of the full moon and being ridiculed by the professors as they’re trying not to fall asleep in class and being called arrogant and selfish by Snape and being told off by Lily for being lazy and they can’t tell anyone that they just spent an entire night caring for a werewolf so they remain quiet and take the scoldings like the brave boys they are.

Fall Out Boy Albums + Music Videos (2003-2008, 2013)
marijuanakkuh:

mineralists:

Green Amber (fossilized tree resin from an ancient relative of a tropical species called “algarroba”) from Dominican Republic

thats the fuckin dragon tales rock

marijuanakkuh:

mineralists:

Green Amber (fossilized tree resin from an ancient relative of a tropical species called “algarroba”) from Dominican Republic

thats the fuckin dragon tales rock

godyallsomebrokeboys:

whitegenocide:

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

He’s not ashamed at all

i just stole your ass
what are you going to do about it

godyallsomebrokeboys:

whitegenocide:

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

He’s not ashamed at all

i just stole your ass

what are you going to do about it